Hairless Kittens Or Adorable Little Aliens



Your  typical, fur-covered kittens may get most of the attention, but there’s just something unearthly sweet about a Sphynx kitten

Yes, they’re basically tiny, wrinkly aliens

But aliens who you just want to hold close and whisper comforting words to

They’ve traveled thousands of light-years just to be a wee ball o’ wrinkles that you can nuzzle right in your hand

You can see their strategic, extraterrestrial brains constantly at work, determining the best plan of action to take over the Earth

They know how to get into your heart with just one wide-eyed look

Their superior alien intellect allows them to subdue even the most stubborn of Earth foes

And   when   Sphynx   kittens  congregate  in  groups, their cuteness easily distracts you from realizing the invasion has already begun

They’ll  often  attack  their  Earth prey with triple the cuteness,   knowing   that  you’ll  just  appreciate  the lack of cat fur on your clothes

“It  doesn’t  matter  if my race is invading the planet; you’ll save a fortune on lint brushes!”

Sometimes   they   get  confused  with  our  advanced Earth technology…

…but  they’re  just  curious  to learn how things work on this planet.

And  once  they’ve  gotten  the   hang  of our communication devices,  they can transmit to   their   alien   elders   that   their   human captors are treating them well.

Taking   over  the  Earth  is  tiring  business, and   Sphynx  kittens  often  need  to  power down to conserve energy

It’s  clear  these  hairless  beings  are  up  to something, but when they’re this regal and confident, who cares?

And  if   you  do  ever  get  suspicious,  these wrinkly  little  ETs  will  just  hit you with an irresistible stare

Because  they  may  not  be from this planet, or even this galaxy

But  they  still  rely  on  their humans to give them    love,   warmth,   and    secrets   about Earth’s natural resources

Just  because they’re a little odd and unfamiliar with our  Earth   customs  doesn’t  mean  they’re  any  less deserving of our care and affection

So   go   find   a   sphynx  kitty  to  love…until the day they all return to their home planet

 

 

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